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[challenge entry] Beware imposters!

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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Awww
I imagine it killing and skinning that giraffe.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# he looks surprised
did someone dress him up like that whilst he was asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I think he's just stretching, trying to make his neck appear longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hehe
That was my take on it when I spotted the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I AM A CUNT GIRAFFE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# you are?
i best make the neck on this sweater i've been knitting for you abit longer...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# BEWARE, HORSE IS AN GIRAFFE
Pretend I made a pic based on this joke and posted it below
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# that was my second option for a reply

thank for posting this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Hey you scratch my back
I have eczema
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# *scratch scratch scratch*
Oh, you're bleeding. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Not a job too tough for my Back Scratching Circle Saw™ ©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Is it bindun?
If so, damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Neeeeeehw. Not been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)
# DIS TING IZ A LEZBN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Dekion, you know stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Why the short neck?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# wind it in mate!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# what a flippin' nancy!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)
# "GEDDA FUCK OUTTA MA POND, DER AINT NO POLLUTION HERE"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
# if i ever own a horse, god willing i do someday..
i'm gonna get it a lovely blankey like that to wear, or maybe a zebra one
*dreams*
someone win the lottery for me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Real horses wear string vests.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# You should name it Sarah Jessica

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# yeah!
Sarah jessica wazzyew hoof hearted
thats a grand name for a horse :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)