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# Hahaha
I once knew someone who had joined the French Forrin Legion...




...twice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# So he tried to run away but they caught him?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# nope he was just insane
He once discharged himself from hospital after eating a beer can. I had to leave the city I was living in at the time as he was convinced I was nicking his potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# he sounds ideal for the FFL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No, he joined to forget . . .
he joined to forget . . .and the forgot that he'd joined


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *comedy trumbones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# did he meet Jean-Claude Van Damme while he was there?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I believe the had tea and scones togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# surely you Geste?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Nope
In those days I didn't mind too much, he was a good source of pharmaceuticals. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I knew they were giant aspirins on their heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Haha! Me too.
He's now in jail for robbing Tescos with a gun.

Knob.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I always thought the British legion was better
cos the beer is always so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# you can only buy pints of Benedictine in Burnley Miner's Club
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I used to work as a glass collector in a BL near me many moons ago.
That is why I am partially deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I think you're mistaking the British Forrin Legion with
Witherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ah good old spoons.
Pub grub has never been so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah
I've met people who think their fry up is amazing as it cost something like £1.99. How could food of that dort be of an eatable value at that price.
I always take great pleasure in telling them all about MRM:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Their breakfasts ARE amazing
but then I only eat them when horrendously hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)