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# For years the Forrin Legion had marched with tiny Flamenco Dancers on their shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Have a Beau Gest :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Good lord.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
I used to have quite a few of the Beau Peep cartoon books in the 80s - no idea what happened to them :(

www.tonystrading.co.uk/galleries/comicstrips/beaupeep.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done
I just found out the secret ingredient in Kebabs.

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I recognise that background.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# It's totally different
yours has a sign post and a funny cloud that looks like it says riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Go on...I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Sorry. I just don't have an answer
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Got it!
Five men in black suits and white shirts riding on 4 skate boards?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# TO make it better
I think you need to photoshop the person on the left out.

COMPLETERINGLY
(waxdart hello., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# it's not funny to pass off someone's Spitting Image puppet as the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Woo!
and 'Eurgh!'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I once knew someone who had joined the French Forrin Legion...




...twice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# So he tried to run away but they caught him?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# nope he was just insane
He once discharged himself from hospital after eating a beer can. I had to leave the city I was living in at the time as he was convinced I was nicking his potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# he sounds ideal for the FFL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No, he joined to forget . . .
he joined to forget . . .and the forgot that he'd joined


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *comedy trumbones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# did he meet Jean-Claude Van Damme while he was there?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I believe the had tea and scones togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# surely you Geste?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Nope
In those days I didn't mind too much, he was a good source of pharmaceuticals. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I knew they were giant aspirins on their heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Haha! Me too.
He's now in jail for robbing Tescos with a gun.

Knob.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I always thought the British legion was better
cos the beer is always so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# you can only buy pints of Benedictine in Burnley Miner's Club
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I used to work as a glass collector in a BL near me many moons ago.
That is why I am partially deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I think you're mistaking the British Forrin Legion with
Witherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ah good old spoons.
Pub grub has never been so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah
I've met people who think their fry up is amazing as it cost something like £1.99. How could food of that dort be of an eatable value at that price.
I always take great pleasure in telling them all about MRM:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Their breakfasts ARE amazing
but then I only eat them when horrendously hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Stylist and deadly!
woot
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# 'ole
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Good to know our road taxes are going to good use.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# They are
They're buying lots of guns and trident missiles that'll never get used . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# They are arming traffic wardens?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# in case that moat bloke shows up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
even at 15 degrees, that's brrrrrrilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I've just understood this comment!
b3ta.com/board/10117887
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hehe
why do they wear giant aspirins on their head?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Pfffft.
I thought they were giant laundry tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's funny how people think different things
It's probably because I have a headache, and you have dirty pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *Checks pance*
But these are new on this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# couple more days then you can turn them inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I usually just wait for the mould to leave of its own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ECO-TIPS RIGHT THERE!
sign in a Russian hotel room
"If you wish to re-use your dead prostitute, please leave her in the wardrobe, otherwise please leave her in the bath"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I doubt you'd need to keep penetrating.
As the maggots would provide the sensation I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I wish I had some sort of certificate to award to you for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly fighty men.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)