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# I vectored a grand piano


It go plink plonk bosh.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# prove it!
woo


EDIT: I have just bought a half litre can of red bull. IT's huge. I hall now drink it and pretend I'm tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# no one can be that tired as to need half a litre of Red Bull
couldn't you just, like, have snooze?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Were you not listening?!
Tiny! I shall be tiny!


tbh I just bought it coz it was so big. NOw I sound like my own ex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Very grand indeed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Shiny!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's a piano
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# It's very nice.
Why does it have three pedals?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, is yours an automatic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# No, I have to play it by hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
haahahahaha ahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
long slimy snotter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# The middle one plays the horn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
horn vuvuzela

(time's running out for vuvuzela jokes)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Middle is sostenuto pedal
which only sustains notes which are already being played when you press it.

Three pedals are better than two. Because 3 is one more.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Also it plays the bossanova beat if you hold it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# mine goes up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# You've never even stayed up 'til 11
:P
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hey! I went to bed at 11.15 last night!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Pffff.
I've been awake since 7:00am on saturday.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Mine's got 11 pedals.....
For each key!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Not the clutch then?
Gosh. Learn something every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Modern pianos
use a centrifugal clutch system.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10120411
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# The extra one acts......
Like a tremolo arm on a guitar..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
Cut-off frequency, Resonant filter, and modulation??
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
# It's...
...some strange kind of mechanical synthesizer!

Have a click.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Three pedals...
Two for Paul and one for Heather.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)