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# :)
My all-time favourite is the joke:
'Why did they bury the fireman under the hill?'
'We d-d-d-d-don't know why they buried the fireman under the hill'
'BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!'

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# my favourite is the happy helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Also great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i also love the bit
where they're selling rubber nipples* door-to-door and they knock on some bloke's door to ask if he wants any. he says "no, but have you got any rubber walrus protectors?" then holds up a walrus in (i think) a tutu. the walrus says in a pleading voice "call the police!"
so wrong and yet so right.

*baby bottle teats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIviaFdjkKk
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# can't watch youtube, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# This surely can't be genuine....
can it?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh dear god...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# i can't see it
please describe what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Stimpy has a log laid across his back side and is bent over
Ren has a large curved tree saw strapped to his midriff, and saws the log by rocking his hips back and forth.

Ren stops for a moment and Stimpy begs him to continue. Ren continues at a frantic pace.

Once the log is cut in two and falls away from Stimpy's back, Ren removes the saw and walks away, leaving a pile of sawdust in the middle of Stimpy's back.

Stimpy asks Ren if he wants to stay and cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
# i don't remember that one
but i can well believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# actually, I don't think it could have been aired.
I forgot to add, at the last part of the clip, Ren throws a rag on Stimpy's back and says "shame on you, clean that shit up"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ah, right
might be the one that got it cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)