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# He's a nice chap
If you visit longleat house and he's at home, he'll give you a personal tour




(before throwing his own shit at you)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I'm off there next week
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Awesome
Its a great day out. Make sure you go on the river tour thingie so you can see the HEOUGE gorilla that comes out to goad you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# you missed the letter "N"
the corrilla will Gonad you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# This Corrilla sounds scary
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# he is
Always goes for the gonads
of sarcastic spelling Nazis
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I believe the term is Grammar Nazi
The spelling is a part of the job description
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You flesbian
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fles
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I know you are, you said you are, but what am I
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# OOoooOoOOoOOh
You got me there, really made me look so small and silly

Not that I didn't look small and silly before you understand
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I understand
now pull my finger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Wait!
That's not your finger is it?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# JUST SHUT UP AND PULL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I am planning on going next month :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# If you value your car
Don't drive through the monkey enclosure
They EAT CARS!
Well, they chew them up and spit bits out.
You'd imagine that after all the thousands of cars that they have trashed, the novelty would've worn off.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# i was there a few months back.
he wasnt giving tours that day but he was definitely at home because we weren't allowed to see his 'erotic murals' in his private rooms.

Shame really, that was the bit I was looking forward to most.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# He'd be cracking one off to them
then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)