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# his autobigraphy is hilarious
the full version is up to 6 million words - i obviously havent read that. but there's a potted version on his website.
Every story ends with a rant about mendip district council refusing permission for another of his crazy schemes in cheddar gorge
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Can Cheddar get any ker-azier?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
KERAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ARGHHHHH MY POOR FUCKING EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# *headaches*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Christ that burns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)
# WTF
What did I do to deserve that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I selected all the text to make it easier to read
but it didn't work. The words are more fucked up than the colour scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Thanks for the eye cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# it would be difficult.
I think it's milked the Gorge and the cheese to death.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)