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# Looks like two days until war in the Korean peninsular. Meanwhile, in a universe run by women:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Those women, eh.
Only interested in clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ah, it was the product of a conversation with the Mrs.
And a last cry into the dark before the entire department is sent on the harrassment and discrimination workshop. As far as I am aware (being fairly new here, but asking around a bit), there hasn't been a case in the department in living memory...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Advice for office managers
Keep the sexual harrasment complaint forms in the bottom drawer, that way when she bends down to get one you can look down her norks
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# See, this is the thinking we need
except it should probably be directed towards things like oil leaks and global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# do oil leaks and Global warming have norks?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Here's the thing:
if they try to make you attend the workshop, you should claim it constitutes harrassment and discrimination. That'll confuse them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Don't worry
The fashion arms industry will then lead the USA out of recession
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# What's Tess Daly doing at the UN?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# She looks hotter than Mess Daly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I dunno.
I just use stock photos...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was Fearne Cotton
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I always confuse them
Ferne Cotton and Brittain.

Has lead to many an unhappy fappage
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hah!
damn, you made me office snort.

*blames an itchy nose*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck women!
In particular, that woman there; preferably by me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)