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# you must give everyone who joined before you £2.49 and sexual services
that's gonna cost you £148,458.78 btw but you'll LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# i fear he will be all baggy and slack by the time it gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)
# we could draw lots
and spin a spinner (like Twister) for an orifice
spread the lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Only people on the board on the special day get a turn
so you'll probably only be on sloppy 12ths or so. Furthermore, not everyone will wnat to go in dry, some might prefer it up 'em, others satisfied with a nice gam and still others happy with a quick one off the wrist.

The options are almost endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# three gams in the boat?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# The owl and the pussycat
went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat
They had stories to tell
and plenty of GEL
and a smacked up Romanian stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# HAZZAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# The owl cooked up a nice batch of meth
and looked as though he might cum
"Oh hold down the stoat, and then hold your breath
I'm going to unload in her bum
her bum
her bum
I'm going to unload in her bum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)