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# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I see no candle
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Yes this confuses me too
My profile has one, slowly flickering away in the darkness... Is it because I haven't given £2.49 to the Wizard of B3ta or offered sexual services?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Yes, I think that's usualy the case.
Edit - the monies, not the sexual services. Although either may suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I'd try option B
if nothing else, you'll probably get dinner out of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# yes
donate donate donate donate donate
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# you must give everyone who joined before you £2.49 and sexual services
that's gonna cost you £148,458.78 btw but you'll LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# i fear he will be all baggy and slack by the time it gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)
# we could draw lots
and spin a spinner (like Twister) for an orifice
spread the lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Only people on the board on the special day get a turn
so you'll probably only be on sloppy 12ths or so. Furthermore, not everyone will wnat to go in dry, some might prefer it up 'em, others satisfied with a nice gam and still others happy with a quick one off the wrist.

The options are almost endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# three gams in the boat?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# The owl and the pussycat
went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat
They had stories to tell
and plenty of GEL
and a smacked up Romanian stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# HAZZAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# The owl cooked up a nice batch of meth
and looked as though he might cum
"Oh hold down the stoat, and then hold your breath
I'm going to unload in her bum
her bum
her bum
I'm going to unload in her bum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# What is.. love?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# THIS. IS. LOVE.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Please put that away
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Baby, don't hurt me!
(Poison-System-X, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Rob likes that you donate, so donate Hard and with plenty of lube (lube is optional)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# donate and have an icon EVERY DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Ok, I'll have a Q, a Z, another Z, another Z and the batman symbol
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# CUNDLY DOY?
you've been on the generation game with a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# If you want to see it
you need to pay for it.

Cash.

Up front.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# See how it shines
I am now a fully paid up member. I can only apologise it took me so long to donate to such a lovely webby site.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Spelndid!
Now, about those sexual services...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)
# RAPE!
oh, hang on, I should have used the pepper spray first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Oh so you're going for foreplay Wasp Box will enjoy that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# He's got me all frothed up
I hope he remembered the tear gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# splendidness
happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# This is awesome
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# errr
I might have stolen this for mine..
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)