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[challenge entry] Poperazzi?

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(billyh, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Has anyone actually read the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# not
in this case
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I would read it
except it's only available in Latin
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# "yadda yadda photoshop, blah blah pope"
am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# i dont know why, but i've just decided that nobjolly is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# YBFM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Dear billyh,
Can you please tell me what happened next in this absolutely brilliant anecdote of yours?
All the best,
head-doctor
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# They all had ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Oh lovely! I wish I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
#
She was standing there in the doorway of the train, arms crossed and a face like a slapped arse. To be fair to her, she was remarkably nice about it (she'd had a week to simmer down), and simply informed me frostily that she'd been doing a lot of washing since our last meeting.
On the return journey, a young guy from her group was persuaded to swap carriages with her, and I was relegated to a bottom bunk. In the middle of the night, my 8 year old sister pushed her bedclothes from the top bunk (while still asleep), then fell 6 feet onto them. Unhurt and drowsy, she crawled into the nearest bed. It belonged to the new guy. On reflection, we can't have been much fun to travel with...

Oh and sorry about my loose interpretation of the compo, it seemed a shame not to use two such perfect facial expressions!
(billyh, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Nice ending, thanks.
And the pic isn't too bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# "The day my family met Gary Glitter"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)