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[challenge entry] Wank Stamp

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(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# now that would save
some time!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# what, do we need a permit now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# it's like a loyalty scheme...
you have to have enough credits in the 'wank bank'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# If you go overdrawn do they reposess your hands?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:11, archived)
# and you go blind...
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# 8 gallons gets you a mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:11, archived)
# haha!
try and collect the set!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# ah, right
but what if your assets have been temporarily frozen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I like to see that one
stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# that'll be a good one for employers
to stamp on employees foreheads:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# What a
Dickhead !!!!
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# beats a slap on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# There could be a set of them
Almost like a reward scheme except its used when you fuck up. Along side the dickhead you have a twat stamp, Ass stamp and tit stamp. If you get all 4 in the day you get sacked
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Appraisals would be great:
Ah Jones! Looking at your 6 monthly report, I see you've had 3 cock stamps in the last 4 weeks alone!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# On first glance
I thought this was a small penis grater. I'm going to have a lie down
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Can you get magenta ink pads?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)