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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:33, archived)
# If I had any friends like this they wouldn't be my friends.
capiche?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# why invite them in the first place?
Do people really do this? Most veggies I know bend over backwards to apologise for causing any inconvenience. Maybe the people are just cnuts whatever they eat.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Will they cook meat for their omnivore friends when they come 'round? If so, I applaud them.
If they give them the "But you don't need to eat meat" schtick, then they can jolly well stick it up their pipe and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I don't feel the need to eat meat at every meal, so I'm never bothered by it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Will they cook mean for their omnivore friends when they come 'round?
If so, I applaud them.

If they give them the "But you don't need to eat meat" schtick, then they can jolly well stick it right up their pipe and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# That's almost what you said before (bar the mean/meat bit)
I would imagine not, why should they, that's like being annoyed if a Jewish friend didn't want to eat your bacon sandwiches and then being annoyed when they didn't cook you some in their own home - but with less religion and more ethics/health benefits.
Seems a shame not to get on with people because of their dietary choice though. Where do you stand with nut allergy sufferers? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I don't allow them into my house
but that's mainly because I live in a peanut farm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# *outrages and phones peanut rights activists*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
peanut farm Museum of Nazi Memorabilia
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Well this is it.
How come it's acceptable for a smeggy to go to a restaurant and expect to be catered for, but the moment you ask for steak in a veggy restaurant they look at you like you've just raped their daughter again?

EDIT: A nut allergy is not a choice based on some need to feel worthy about something. Vegetarianism is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I've never known a veggie ask for anything that wasn't labelled as vegetarian on a menu in a restaurant
but asking for meat in a veggie restaurant is like asking for fish and chips in a library, they just won't have it in stock! At least a restaurant can just not put the meat on a plate, or do the veggies you know demand the restaurant staff go out and buy new meat free alternatives just for their meal?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Not at all.
It's a restaurant. Why can't I have meat? Oh - because we don't do meat because it's bad m'kay - it's murder, actually.

I understand it's just free market capitalism, and it's their loss, which is, I suppose, a good thing to come out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# So you expect a Thai restaurant to serve Italian food?
A veggie restaurant isn't all about meat being bad, its about vegetarian meals

A sane minded vegetarian wouldn't walk in to a restaurant called "only meat" and expect a non meat meal. Why should anyone expect the opposite?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# You can order egg n' chips in many curry houses, I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# but that's often on the menu (sad state of curry house affairs)
You honestly believe that any restaurant should serve any food that isn't on the menu?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# A sad state of affairs why? The market's there - they're catering to it. Nothing sad about it at all.
Many restaurants do already serve any food you want/a whole range.

Of course - it's their right to serve only cornflakes if they want, but at least if you specialise in Italian or Indian or whatever its just because that's what you've specialised in, instead of being preachy or sanctimonious about it, which is what the essence of a vegetarian restaurant is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# bollocks! :D
If you've been in a preachy restaurant that's because of crap staff.
The veggie restaurants I've been in are just places to eat with different food in to other restaurants, they don't come with a side order of opinions :D
It's just eating food of different flavours and textures in a restaurant, not joining a religious cult.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Vegetarians do, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# irritating cunts
yes we know you don't eat meat...but don't tell me that it's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, archived)
# but proj, it's green and has used needles sticking out of it!

I tried to warn him doctor, but he wouldn't listen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# what?


aah I get it..and no he wouldn't get past the hounds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# bad meat is bad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# releases:
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# yappy dogs, man's best guard against bad meats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Truedat!
yes we know you don't believe in God...but don't tell me that it's bad.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# every religion is utter wank

so many Gods doing fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I don't. You can eat whatever the fuck you want.
I do, however ask that you don't making sweeping statements about large swathes of the population based on your retarded opinion of what... oh fuck cunt wibble hatstand bollocks. I can't be arsed to write any more. I'll just tell you to fuck off. Is that irritating enough to conform to your prejudices?
(Naich, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# despite being a cunt
Gorden Ramsey has the best vegetarian alternative ever. He says they can 'fuck off'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Frankie Boyle, innit?
"Of COURSE there's a vegetarian option! You can fuck off."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Remember that from mock the week
and i love it now jsut as much as i did then :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I agree with him

/done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# billions of insects are killed in the production of vegetables
even organic veg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Moby Gripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)