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# every one laughs at my zombie survival plan
When the undead are feasting on your flesh and I'm safe we shall see who is laughing

(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:59, archived)
# There's a zombie behind that car
and at least 3 hiding in the house on the right.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# nice, but ... ?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I'm going to watch 28 days later this evening
once the kids are asleep
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Twatter
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# and tell me that you love me...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry]


...ye not.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# End of the world lols
and hides.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# my plan is simple
lock myself in the attic with food, water and maybe the family
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Family could provide extra food.
Personally I'd run around like a loon waving my hands in the air. But to be honest that's probably a normal day for me.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# plenty of prior preparation
prevents piss poor performance
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# In this picture, there are 40 zombies. None of them can be seen.

In this film, we'd like to teach you:

How Not To Be Seen.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# like bird watching
1, wear camouflage

2, get binoculars

3, find a good bush to hide in

4, stay still

5, Wait until she gets changed with the curtains open
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# 6. View a good bush to hide in
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# number six will be added to my note book
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:12, archived)
# ninja zombie :S
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# i've had to update mine
as i don't live in the same place any more. seriously, it was a great plan.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# everyone should have a survival plan
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i agree
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# my survival plan involes 2 crates of buckfast a nine bar, cigs, skins and a hammer
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ewwwww buckfast
but I agree with the rest of the items
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# no tissues?
you may be on your own for quite a while, you know ;)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I have been told sperm is a good source of protein
got to think what will happen when the food runs out
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# i'd rather starve
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# there are kids in africa starving and you turn down free sperm
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# every time
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# erm NO!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)