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[challenge entry] Smells like fish

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(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I work in Tesco so people often ask me where things are.
Last night, a man sauntered up to me.
"Excuse me, I've been here for ages! Uh, Porn?"
"I don't think we sell that."
"Prawns, I mean. Haha. Porn."
"They're behind me."
"Oh."
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Pantomime prawns.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Maybe he was seducing you?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# What a comedy genius. He should be on televisions
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)