I work in Tesco so people often ask me where things are.
Last night, a man sauntered up to me.
'Excuse me, I've been here for ages! Uh, Porn?'
'I don't think we sell that.'
'Prawns, I mean. Haha. Porn.'
'They're behind me.'
'Oh.'
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ClanSoul,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19,
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Pantomime prawns.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19,
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Maybe he was seducing you?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 13:19,
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What a comedy genius. He should be on televisions
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 18:26,
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