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# its not news. its not current. its not funny. how dare I. still, i'm an old whore. have some drawings i did.
i'm an old whore. have some drawings i did.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# SLAG
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Also,
if both the sun AND the moon are malignant, cackling goblinesque creatures, where does that leave the rest of us?
In a pretty bleak place, that's where.
Please say it ain't so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Nope, it's so.
Nobody gets out of here alive.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# they are cackling.
at you.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Alas, I hear them.
And feel the gnawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
#
SUN BE FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP ALL DAY
MOON BE FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP ALL NIGHT
AW SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:24, archived)
# WHOEVER WINS
WE LOSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# THAT'S SOME FUCKED-UP ASTRAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# GALS

I like them :)

Dude, I just realized who you are, you old crip. How the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# lol. realizing i am old rocks.
i AM 37 which in internet years is ancient. i rmember modems for information in 1985. I am old.

Also, being in a wheelchair for the past 4 and a half years makes me an official crip! Brilliant!!

I'm fine. How are you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm well enough mate.
Tough year last year, things are getting better though.
I actually saw you on here the other day and your name was nagging at me, but I didn't realize who you were. Where have you been? I never seem able to escape this place for more than a few weeks at a time.

Also: 37? Old? Fuck you.


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# well catch up man!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I'm available on twitter and facebook
(gotta be down with the kids)
(and a lot of the old b3ta crowd).. facebook.com/pickledpizza and twitter #pickledpizza ... not surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# 37-y-o ftw !
Plenty of us about, with our incipient white beard hairs and encroaching mobility bothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# i feel slightly young now
as i'm not even 36 yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Ok
fuck all of you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:25, archived)
# calm down, granddad
isn't it time for your ovaltine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM WAVING MY BONY FIST IN THE AIR INEFFECTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM LAUGHING AT THIS MENTAL IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I am certain that I am older than you, if that's any help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# the sun wants to eat me
and the moon works for british gas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:23, archived)
# hahaha
if only.

The sun is a feckless dolegirl and the moon has just failed his fifth forklift driving test.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I AM THE SUN!!!
well, not quite. medically unfit for work isn't the same as feckless dolegirl, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm liking your style
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# thanks
maiden :D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)