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# Behold... ONE MAN ARMY
My folks had a clear out and found a box of my old doodles. I think I did this thing when I was around 14.
If anyone from the Army is reading this and wants to purchase any of the advanced technology listed here, please gaz me.



My personal faves are:

1) 'handcuffs - bullet and waterproof' (not like those cardboard ones they use now, one drop of water and they're fucking useless.)
2) 'ninja samurai sword' (not a run-of-mill samurai sword, a NINJA samurai sword - there's no room for that on his body, so ONE MAN ARMY just sort of puts it on the floor for a bit.)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# But what if he needs a piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# That blue thing around his crotch?
Might be some sort of ninja urine container.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# I'd love a ninja urine container.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:28, archived)
# www.ninja-urine-containers-r-us.com
You're welcome.

*edit* www.shewee.com/newstore/ - these people WILL be hearing from my lawyers. or I might just send ONE MAN ARMY along to the head office to dispense some flame-thrower based justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# mmm - handcuff nipples
It is a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# 34
Nah, I think about 13 or 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Where are the 10000000000000000000000000000 bullets stored?
Theres some mighty advanced tech on this fella - god help us all if any Iraqistanis are looking at this board.

Oh, and i ninja'd my initial post as you so obviously stated how old you were on your pic.

Double oh - i clicked 'i like this' because i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# The bullets are stored in a ninja-bumbag
On his back. This bumbag contains every thing not seen on the front view.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I cant stop looking at it and marvelling at its ingenuity!
machine guns on the inside of the elbows are a superb touch - how would he bend his arms?

Love the food on his shins too - he must be popular with guard dogs and wolves!

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# We drew nuclear explosions on stuff.
Why be a one man army when you can obliterate entire cities?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I have logged in in order to click "I like this"
As I like this.

I suggest others do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I'll have the axe-ball-chain, It looks very B3ta-esque
and it has the regulation 3 spikes per ball!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:45, archived)
# ahhh, I thought it said Axe Balloon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# haha "Brain activated"!
Reminds me of the overly weaponised rocket-powered santa sleigh I designed as a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# He keeps his food in his shins, very wise.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I ALWAYS keep my food in my shins - it stays fresher that way
(Frottage cheese, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Bum food is fresher!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Brilliant
And, if he ever gets hungry, he can just eat his ankles
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I have to say
you look a lot different now from when you were fourteen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Thatsa lotta bullets!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)