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# Depends how you pronounce orange
Being from the Midlands I veer towards 'o-rinj' (which would rhyme with minge) whereas my Canadian missus pronounces it as one syllable: 'ornj'

She also pronounces squirrel as one syllable: 'squirl'
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Reminds me of Eddie Izzard
(doing a gig in America) "there are lots of subtle differences between British and American English. You say "sidewalk" we say "pavement", you say "erbal" we say "herbal". Because there's a fucking H in it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I cannot work out how to indicate phonetically how I pronounce orange
It's somewhere between you and your missus, 2 syllables but with some sort of indeterminable vowel where you have an 'i'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# It's a half rhyme in this case cos it only rhymes with the second syllable.
To obey the rules of teh limerick it'd have to rhyme with both.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)