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# Okay either way, shirley?
Moar frames would make for a smoother ride /read
Clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# yes
and more work :P

There's probably some incredibly easy way to do this in after effects but I have photoshop and little patience. :D

Edit: a limerick should run
1. a number of syllables
2. same number as line 1.
3. a shorter ammount than line 1: around 5-7.
4. same as 3.
5. same as 1 + 2

Plus your regimented ammount of tum ti tuming.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# no no no
For the meter to be correct, the stressed syllables in lines 1,2,5 must match, and the same for lines 3 and 4
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# my google search in yore has let me down then
I'm sticking with making syllables match though.

When I remember how to count, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# There was an old man of Tralee
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked "does it hurt"
he replied "no, it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"

/Sullivan Gilbert
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# There was an old man with a beard
a funny old man with a beard
he had a big beard
a great big old beard
that amusing old man with a beard

/Clarke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Ahahaha
these made me laugh till I coughed. Better step outside for a cigarette.
Is that John Cooper Clarke?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Mr John Clarke
www.mrjohnclarke.com/poetry-poems-03.shtml
(with audio!)

and my recollection is not what it was, no fucking surprises there
also:
www.abc.net.au/rn/bookshow/stories/2008/2240174.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I've bookmarked that.
Still giggling at the man with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# you have to have a rough idea of Aussie politics to get some of the more direct satire
www.mrjohnclarke.com/clarkedawe-episodes-13.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Without having the vaguest clue about Aussie politics (I know - narrow interests)
This is still amusing.
It could be any politician anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I guess it was fairly well known that Howard was a lying piece of shit
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# That sounds vaguely familiar.
But it took you reminding me to know the guy's name.
I'm disappointed with my own ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)