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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
#
aaah, fuck! the scans off and the words are rasterized...

please ignore the "that's".

Much oblidged
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# "that's" is fine
But oblidged is not
edit: Nice work, btw
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# with the that's it goes 10 syllables then 9 in the next line
should be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Oh. Right.
I thought you were concerned about the apostrophe. D'oh!
But anyway, it's still fine - it's to do with the meter, not the exact number of syllables
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# If a things worth doing
it's worth over complicating untill you eventually get so frustrated you give up.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Good point, well made.
If I was the kind of git who wore clothes with writing on them,
I'd have that on a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Okay either way, shirley?
Moar frames would make for a smoother ride /read
Clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# yes
and more work :P

There's probably some incredibly easy way to do this in after effects but I have photoshop and little patience. :D

Edit: a limerick should run
1. a number of syllables
2. same number as line 1.
3. a shorter ammount than line 1: around 5-7.
4. same as 3.
5. same as 1 + 2

Plus your regimented ammount of tum ti tuming.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# no no no
For the meter to be correct, the stressed syllables in lines 1,2,5 must match, and the same for lines 3 and 4
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# my google search in yore has let me down then
I'm sticking with making syllables match though.

When I remember how to count, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# There was an old man of Tralee
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked "does it hurt"
he replied "no, it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"

/Sullivan Gilbert
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# There was an old man with a beard
a funny old man with a beard
he had a big beard
a great big old beard
that amusing old man with a beard

/Clarke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Ahahaha
these made me laugh till I coughed. Better step outside for a cigarette.
Is that John Cooper Clarke?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Mr John Clarke
www.mrjohnclarke.com/poetry-poems-03.shtml
(with audio!)

and my recollection is not what it was, no fucking surprises there
also:
www.abc.net.au/rn/bookshow/stories/2008/2240174.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I've bookmarked that.
Still giggling at the man with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# you have to have a rough idea of Aussie politics to get some of the more direct satire
www.mrjohnclarke.com/clarkedawe-episodes-13.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Without having the vaguest clue about Aussie politics (I know - narrow interests)
This is still amusing.
It could be any politician anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I guess it was fairly well known that Howard was a lying piece of shit
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# That sounds vaguely familiar.
But it took you reminding me to know the guy's name.
I'm disappointed with my own ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# arf
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# you're hurting me
Also, I thought I told you to **** *** :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# nantucket!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# rles kkn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# phon hom ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# find cat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# find ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# time her?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# rlst ine?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# goto bed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# this is actually the closest one so far
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I just assumed it was FUCK OFF
 
as in FUCK THIS I'M OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I looked
and saw it was fuck you...

but I've wanked and come back
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:18, archived)
# FUCK ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# You can't FUCK ASS here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I can with aids
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:24, archived)
# like dildos and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# It is pitch dark. You are likely to fall into a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# dildos with lamps on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Your old friend, the dildo with a lamp on, is at your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Kill Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:18, archived)
# SHIT PUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:45, archived)
# My opinion
is in the comment below.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# My opinion
is in the comment above.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)