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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her steak and ale pie.

A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.

'Go away, you cunt, or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents, when i tell.'

The spider unzipped, rubbing his tip,
slightly exposing his bell.

'You've got some nerve, you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance.'
'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants.'

She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled,
and slowly pulled down her tights.
'Preteen and ripe, and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight.'

'Someone is coming, you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!'
'I don't give a shit, this is the bit
where you, little miss, gets it.'

The spider thrusted, her cherry was busted,
Miss Muffet in discomfort, roared.
'Hairless and fresh, this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load.'

Muffet wriggled free, got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past, and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.

Muffet layed back, very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
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I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
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