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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612184/muffet-2.png)
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612189/muffet-3.png)
'Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612194/muffet-4.png)
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612200/muffet-5.png)
'You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance.'
'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612206/muffet-6.png)
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
'Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612211/muffet-7.png)
'Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!'
'I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612216/mufft-8.png)
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
'Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612221/muffet-9.png)
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612226/muffet-10.png)
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612179/muffet-1.png)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612184/muffet-2.png)
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612189/muffet-3.png)
'Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612194/muffet-4.png)
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612200/muffet-5.png)
'You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance.'
'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612206/muffet-6.png)
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
'Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612211/muffet-7.png)
'Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!'
'I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612216/mufft-8.png)
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
'Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load.'
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612221/muffet-9.png)
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612226/muffet-10.png)
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)
( , Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
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I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
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