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Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize... apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
'Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell.'
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
'You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance.'
'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants.'
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
'Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight.'
'Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!'
'I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it.'
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
'Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load.'
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
'Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell.'
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
'You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance.'
'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants.'
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
'Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight.'
'Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!'
'I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it.'
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
'Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load.'
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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This is brilliant and terrible in equal measureI will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk....
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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horrificbut frightfully witty
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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Hello RapitinuiDid the earth move for you, too?
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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nope!WOMEN OF CHRISTCHURCH, CHERISH THIS MOMENT
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:02,
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