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[challenge entry] Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her steak and ale pie.

A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.

'Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents when i tell.'

The spider unzipped rubbing his tip

slightly exposing his bell.

'You've got some nerve you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance.'

'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants.'

She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled

and slowly pulled down her tights.

'Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight.'

'Someone is coming you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!'

'I don't give a shit this is the bit

where you little miss gets it.'

The spider thrusted her cherry was busted

Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.

'Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load.'

Muffet wriggled free got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.

Muffet layed back very relaxed

and finally finished herself off.

From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# good limerick
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Limerick or short poem"
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Dear Sweet Baby Jesus
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
you can has click.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# This is brilliant and terrible in equal measure
I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk....
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# horrific
but frightfully witty
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hello Rapitinui
Did the earth move for you, too?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# nope!
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Amazing!
Absolutely love it :D

This has to be a front pager. Very very funny. And sick and disturbed but that's why we come here.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I feel dirty now
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)