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[challenge entry] Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Eating her steak and ale pie.


A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.


'Go away, you cunt, or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents, when i tell.'


The spider unzipped, rubbing his tip,

slightly exposing his bell.


'You've got some nerve, you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance.'

'Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants.'


She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled,

and slowly pulled down her tights.

'Preteen and ripe, and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight.'


'Someone is coming, you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!'

'I don't give a shit, this is the bit

where you, little miss, gets it.'


The spider thrusted, her cherry was busted,

Miss Muffet in discomfort, roared.

'Hairless and fresh, this is the BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load.'


Muffet wriggled free, got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past, and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.


Muffet layed back, very relaxed

and finally finished herself off.


From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# good limerick
(__, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Limerick or short poem"
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Dear Sweet Baby Jesus
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
you can has click.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# This is brilliant and terrible in equal measure
I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# horrific
 
but frightfully witty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hello Rapitinui
Did the earth move for you, too?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# nope!
WOMEN OF CHRISTCHURCH, CHERISH THIS MOMENT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Amazing!
Absolutely love it :D

This has to be a front pager. Very very funny. And sick and disturbed but that's why we come here.
(spiderslut, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)