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# What can I tell you, I make everybody moist.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# You really don't.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# It involves a water pistol
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Anyone points a water pistol at me
will get it shoved so far up his arse he'll get water on the fucking brain.



I'm not in a good mood today.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
Then your mom lied
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Too fucking right, she told me that if I ate my crusts
they'd make my hair curl. And did they? Did they fuck.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Why yes, I am bitter.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Did she specifiy which hairs?
I'm anticipating a difficult day in court.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:20, archived)
# it's that gorgeous adams apple of yours
you lovely thing you.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)