I hate to burst your bubble there, but that's a Xerox printer.
Lovely collection of words, however :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:48,
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Haha
You spotted the deliberate mistake! You win the mystery prize....
It's a broken photocopier Xerox printer!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:55,
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And Ottawa is a looong way inland (the Ottawa River is a tributary of the St. Lawrence)
But a click for making one line from a single word, and ignoring rhyme scheme and meter. Your namesake would be proud.
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RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:00,
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Psht
The photocopier was sucked up in the Pacific by a water spout and carried for hundreds of miles before being dropped into the St. Lawrence river, bobbing along for a few days before washing up on the bank. Didn't you read about it in the news?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:09,
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Yes, of course!
The Sun nicknamed her "Dorothy"!
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RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:27,
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