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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# this appears to be about some form of talent show
where talentless retards compete for the judges affections, am I right?

(sorry, woo to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# well in this instance they spectacularly failed
to impress anybody, even each other :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# pfft
so they started fighting each other? Oh how I've missed the UK's celeb obsessed media coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# And they live in a car
Rule number one: Never say you live in a car. Sympathy votes don't work when you're fat and clumsy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ...ignorant and bizarrely self confident.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# The use of the word 'talent' here
is wrong, quite wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Yes. True talent wears more lippy and has a boob job..
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# haha that's about as much as I understand it to be
they were a particularly class act...bound for stardom then it all went wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Did their audition involve a copious amount of pork pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# TONS
..thrown AT them:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
They did all seem to recoil like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I hope they're on again NEXT WEEK...hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I've just watched this now and have made the following conclusions
1. Everyone on the panel is Botoxed up to fuck
2. Simon Cowell is wearing eye liner & mascara
3. Do teenage girls really aspire to be Vicky Pollard?
4. In the words of Bill Hicks, "I can't watch TV longer than 5 minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust."
5.
6. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Observation 4
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I was disappointed to see that Natalie Imbruglia has resorted to plastic surgery
she was so beautiful that she would still have been naturally beautiful at the ripe old age of 35!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Clicks on the "I don't like this!" link
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# And yet you like poppy hooks.
Sgt Rock being one of XTC's more poppy enterprises than, say, Travels in Nihilon.

Mind, we all liked hooks before we went through puberty and got all sniffy about the turgid, blues-based riffola we were allowed to like.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# In fairness though, it's a fucking good song
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# this
^
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10177074
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)