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[challenge entry] B3ta vs. Work.

There was an accountant named Peter,
Who discovered a website called b3ta,
His boss caught him grinning
at a gif of cock spinning
And now he's become a job seeker!

P.S. First b3ta post. Be kind.

From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(onelegout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
edit: teh lurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# If your cock looks like that!
than I suggest you seek medical advice urgently!
And Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# or whip up a nice pepper sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You spin me right round, baby, right round...
Like a record player

Right round
right round...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# haha..nice verse..............talkin'of life on the dole........(probably before your time ).....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPqmNWddNU0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I've just watched that punch-up on the X-Factor.
A: It cheered me up no end.

B: We should be allowed to hunt such people for sport, food and pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# CHAVFIGHTING
Live on pay per view!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I envisage something with a few more horses, the green fields of England, the clear sound of a horn across the valley
And a pack of slavering, rabid dogs let loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# arf!
the sound of peasants screaming in their death throws is like music to my ears..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Yes but
what is going to chase the slavering, rabid dogs let loose after they were pretty grim and couldn't even sing!

Oh, I see........
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# tame compared to Jerry Springer show though
Jerreeee,Jerrreeee....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# maybe they should have a showdown
Jerry's rednecks vs Jeremy's chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# PRIMETIME
...now we're talkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Just testing my hat
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)