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Thats what i mean

People who work hard don't earn enough to pay this back.

And where are my fucking pastries?!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)

Define "work hard".

I mean - soldiers, coppers, firemen, nurses, doctors - they're all salaried, no?

The 9-5 drone is today's flat cap-wearing miner.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)

Just because...

...other people work harder than me doesn't mean I don't work hard. Plus I don't get pastries, just a vending machine full of artery-hardening snacks!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

Oh you lucky, lucky bastard ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)

and all the coffee you can drink

and
one of our clients didn't turn up for lunch today so we were allowe to eat his Samich

Oh the joys of office life

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)

Lunch? Lunch?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)

Lunch:

A meal between Breakfast and dinner, after elevensees and before afternoon tea
Not only for wimps

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)

I remember being allowed lunch once.

Beautiful day that was. I were 12, and it were in the middle of May. The sun was shinin, an I fort to mesel, "Vagabond" I fort, "You are a lucky boy!".

Gaw. I remember them days.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)

I remember when

all this was flids

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)

I remember when you could get a pint of beer for a flid

Brilliant fun.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)

are flids allowed to drink beer?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)

Of course they are.

It's watching them try to that's so much fun.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)

don't they have speshul "sippy" cups

ones with a spout.

(Are we being politically incorrect?)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)

Yes?

Yes they do
or
Yes we are

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)

You get coffee?

In todays NHS we have to provide our own coffee.

(in the good old days; it was provided, along with free food from the kitchens when the lists overran & we were working after about 8pm (after starting at 8am). Nowadays we don't get anything to eat or drink)

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)

Radar-guided bombs - click, boom. Tough job, soldier.
Coppers - throwing women across a room is recreation, not work.
Firemen - stand about waiting, clean the wagon, play some snooker, get on the dating site to review the hundreds of chicks looking for firemen, drive like a maniac and point a hose.
Nurses - went out with one. They're just sick and if you'd had MRSA you'd think they should be working harder as well. And if your nurse bird gave you crabs then advised a vinegar bath you'd think maybe she should be serving burgers on minimum wage as well.
Doctors - Googles 'headache, sore feet, rash on side of face'. My dentist is a doctor and he only works 4 days a week.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)

Hahahahaha

Minimum wage - workshy scum with no concentration, ambition or training due to their own faliure to apply themselves.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)