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DRINK POKE NUMBER ONE IN THE GALAXY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)

does poke contain bananas?

if so, i won't drink it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)

it does not.

you may however become able to levitate bananas with the power of your mind

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)

then i shall drink it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)

Is the cat accidently shooting itself in the head with it's laser eyes?

What do you have against bananas?

(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)

me and bananas have an understanding

they don't come near me, i don't twat them with a hammer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)

I see.

I have a similar understanding but with rapists.

(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)

it's reasonable to hate rapists

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)

Just bananas or does it cover other fruit too?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)

just bananas.

the banana levitation is just a side effect, the principle effect is the ability to fuck like a beast

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:36, archived)

If your hard lasts more than four hours

Consult your physician.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)

THEN FUCK HIM IN THE ARSE

or indeed her, if you should happen to have a lady doctor

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:14, archived)

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:18, archived)