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# He's riding a Vespa. That's retro, right?
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Is that the new Stig?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Quite the reverse!
Gits?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# it's from rimmer's t-shirt, i believe
series 3, episode 3, polymorph

EDIT: ah, i thought you said sig, not stig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# DRINK POKE NUMBER ONE IN THE GALAXY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# does poke contain bananas?
if so, i won't drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)
# it does not.
 
you may however become able to levitate bananas with the power of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# then i shall drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Is the cat accidently shooting itself in the head with it's laser eyes?
What do you have against bananas?
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)
# me and bananas have an understanding
they don't come near me, i don't twat them with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I see.
I have a similar understanding but with rapists.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# it's reasonable to hate rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Just bananas or does it cover other fruit too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)
# just bananas.
the banana levitation is just a side effect, the principle effect is the ability to fuck like a beast
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:36, archived)
# If your hard lasts more than four hours
Consult your physician.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# THEN FUCK HIM IN THE ARSE
 
or indeed her, if you should happen to have a lady doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10189750
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:18, archived)
# amoebaboy has won this before it starts
his work-in-progress pictures are stunning on their own.
amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)
# i do like that monkey scooter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# i heard he traded it in
for a car that ran on leopard's fanny batter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I heard he had to sell that cos he couldn't stop drinking the fuel.
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Was it leopard?
I vaguely imagined it was giraffe, but I'm sure you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:12, archived)
# definitely leopard
i read that copy of the viz at least 5 times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)