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[challenge entry] The First Erection

The launching of a young boy’s libido…

From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 219 entries (open)

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
I thought I'd broken mine the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ^ this
while thinking about Princess Leia, I thought I'd caused myself some terrible injury
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# you're both talking about first ejaculation
not erection.

/unnecessary pedantry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# ?
How do you know, were you there?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I was talking about my first erection
by the time of my first ejaculation Princess Leia was less of an inspiration than Bodacious Bodean's Bordello Beauties on the Amiga
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# you were a baby when you had your first erection
you just don't remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha SNP.
Like the EDL but with fancy, righteous wording.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Don't forget the blue face paint.
And the ever-present fear that should they get independence, the Shetlands might declare their own...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# remember the SNLA?
I do

I like the idea of an independent Scotland, I just don't like everyone else's idea of an independent Scotland

this makes me sounds like an arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Is that a quote from their manifesto?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
ahahhah...that is beautiful.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# US results just in...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)