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[challenge entry] Look at the little feller go..

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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Monday Bloody Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# "BRATtle & Bum"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Oh look, an advocacy group.
I have to keep reminding people of that fact.
ONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# See also:
here
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ^ use this link.
I've edited my post to contain 100% less Telegraph.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Aww
I just typed a reply as well before I noticed your shenanigans

I appreciate it's the Torygraph but it that seemed like quite a reasonable article

Was that figure of 1.2% or whatever it was, for real?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# It's repeated in the Grauniad article
which itself is a restatement of a NY Times article.
In conclusion: probably, but who really knows :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# "This isn’t gossip. The Post’s figures are taken directly from the organisation’s 2008 tax return, the latest year for which records are available"
Says a Telegraph blog.
www.nypost.com/p/news/national/poor_idea_bono_bsUzJMfT2mBJbqyXgp6YoO
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# This is the proof we've been waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Still, I am a radical falliblist.
Or am I? We can't be sure.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy. -Book of Bokonon 1:5
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Fuck me
"The Bono nonprofit took in $14,993,873 in public donations in 2008, the latest year for which tax records are available.
Of that, $184,732 was distributed to three charities, according to the IRS filing.
Meanwhile, more than $8 million was spent on executive and employee salaries"


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# yep...
quite so
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I simply can't digest that and fathom it
The figures seem simply bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# The salaries paid to 'execs' and staff are
just fucking obscene. Truly staggering.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# "Stop fucking clapping!"... :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# "Every time I open my mouth
some self-serving, self-righteous shit comes out"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# FUCK
 
good post.. grim, but good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# That Bono picture DEFINITELY needs some 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
Let's just get hold of the actual person and give them a fucking good slapping.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# ^ this
with added spiked baseball bats.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# i can never take celebrity do-gooders seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Viz did a particularly fine comic strip back in the day entitled "Robbie Fucking Williams".
It was about himself, trying to regain his bad boy image, but every act of evil he attempted inevitably
backfired and he came out smelling of roses each time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# haha
suggested for challenge :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Track Bono down down and document his painful demise in pictures.
Post your funniest examples here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# sounds
good.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)