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# I do see a bulge in the brown trousers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# me too
can't see anything in the black ones and, trust me, i'm really looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hint:
he's actually only got one leg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# he's got a boot on his cock, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Safety first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# it's the yorkshire version of a boat cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# how long does it take to boot up?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# depends how long you take lacing it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# too long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# come on! who puts their dick in a boot? i coudn't even fit mine in there!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# now that's something to laff at :D
REBOOT
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# WHOSE IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
Isn't there an old urban legend about blokes getting a raging stiffy when they drop in the gallows?

Perhaps that's what Michael Hutchins was up too? And that Grasshopper bloke.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I think I've heard similar claims
also heard you crap too, which would tend to offset the dignity of the final erection
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# but be a sexy result if you're intothat sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# One of the Illuminatus! books has a scene involving a guy fucking a giant golden apple on top of a pyramid.
As he reaches orgasm a copy of him drops from above on a rope and breaks its neck.
Apparently it was to teach him about sex and death being inextricably linked. Hmmmm
*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Hmmm
Sounds more like a lesson in not wanking on giant golden apples to me.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i spose
I just can't get that far off my meds ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# no that was just a good old fashioned stranglewank
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# too soon, man
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# too late, he should have done it in the eighties, I reckon
well done it MORE in the eighties
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# It was acceptable in the eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)