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# Excuse me while I put this here
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# i'd like to be the meat in a katy perry/zooey deschanel sandwich
as long as she didn't fucking speak
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Like oh my god!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:30, archived)
# "Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't."
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# reality has no place in this sandwich
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# As long as I can be the salad.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I'll provide the "special sauce"
natch...
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Even
knowing Russel Brand has had his horrific body near that?
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Bit of soap and water
Good as new.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i concur to this
*replaces monocle*

*chuffs on pipe*
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# She is rather splendid.But she would never have sex with me.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I know, most of the "I would"ing happens on /links these days, and the sweaty-palmed pandering on /qotw
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Oh please do forgive me.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I still think it's funny in an ironic sense
but just listing pedestrian wank fantasies, less amusing.
 
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
#
#i've+had+her
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# You best get the clinic.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# nice edit, now wash your hands
: D
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# well gee, what part of this did you edit?
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# shut up and just LOOK :)
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Boobs.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# sesame street is realy uping its game these days
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# she needs some of these
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I need a modesty panel for some of my pedestrian wank fantasies.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# that slut!
showing her ears like that
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# LOL FACESWAP
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Steve Buscemi?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Yais
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)