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If you think this is sexual, you are wrong.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)

Would make a jolly good tattoo that.

Edit: It is sexual.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)

You are wrong.

Edit: Wickertits! I just realised I scanned it in round the wrong way.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)

This arouses me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

yes, but you spend far too much time around animals

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)

nice

also, polar bear song. C,F & G?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

Of course,

I have since learnt F and A, and D...I struggle with B and E though.
I'm concentrating on all the big chords.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)

just use E7 for E

and B is ok as a barre chord, index finger across second fret
middle on second string, third fret, ring finger on first string, fourth fret

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

Ooh

I can do E7, thank you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)

it works most of the time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

this barre is also great for Bb (up one fret)

C (down one fret)
G (move middle finger to third string)
Ab (G down one fret)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

and B7 (lift middle finger)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)

cow tounges and mountains

and seaweed

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

Bright copper kettles,

and warm woolen mittens.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)

i can't see the kettles...

but i guess so

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)

They're just

few of my favourite things.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

Does anyone know of a website which caters for those interested in cream colored ponies?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

why yes, i believe deagostini can help you out on that front

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)

I dunno

unzip, give it a plunge, see what happens

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)

I can tell you

screaming penis warts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)

And

I've just named a punk band.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)

This is the greatest advice I have ever read.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)

Do you know

what the greatest advice I read was?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)

giant squids are so sexual

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)

This reminds me

of the ending of "Watchmen". The graphic novel version, not the film.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)

YES!!

Did the film not have this then? (didn't see)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)

Everyone knows the original ending

So they created a different ending for the film.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)