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# Brits and Yanks
someone explain the rules


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
# the first rule of football club is
IT ISN'T FUCKING CALLED SOCCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# First rule of Football Club is:
Fall then roll on the floor screaming like a little girl wailing and pretending it really really hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# that's the first rule of PROFESSIONAL football club
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I stand corrected and probably off side if I could get my head around that rule.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# There is no offside, only zuul.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# nobody understands the rules
they just pretend to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I propose a compromise
Soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# i prefer murderball
make the ball metal, with razor-sharp knives that flick out of the sides intermittently, slashing at the players' skin and bones, until only one is left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I have a hint that
you'll only be a spectator, never a player, right? :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# giving the caesar-esque thumbs up or down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Or Blood Bowl
xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/851/851819/blood-bowl-20080213101017902_640w.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# oh, i like the look of that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# It's already taken
by wheelchair rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# what about Fight Football League? Bloody Italians....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=62dHRPtIdUg&list=QL
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)
# can't get youtube
but i wstill agree with you.
bloody italians
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I don't have enough endurance for all that :D
even watching it would wear a person out
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I couldn't agree any more with you Smash
:D
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# nothing deep
two different countries playing different games with each other
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Well obviously he's making fun of the fact that a young Simon Cowell used to be a footballer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Football? USING YOUR HANDS?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Haha! This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)