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# It must be broken, send it back to the factory for maintainence
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Mngh, reply in the right place, fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I got it.
I would do, but she's also very funny, if a little Village of the Damned/Midwich Cuckoos
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Any nifty psychic powers?
In particular, ones that can be harnessed for profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I wouldn't say psychic,
but she can make people do things for her. Also the whole "when I was alive before now..." thing, where she was a girl who died of starvation in the 1700s...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Cool
My friends' kid just plays with toys and only interacts when he needs affection.

I think you got a deluxe model.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Have her excorcised.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:34, archived)
# The national curriculum
recommends five hours of physical exorcise a week for all children.

Which sounds a bit draining to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:46, archived)