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# Archaeologists believe to have found the missing link between the Neanderthal and the Homo Erectus cock

The cock, which is magenta and missing a bit of it's bell end, is the oldest to be sporting three pubes per ball, making it the oldest official CDC by the formal b.314 standards for cock drawage.
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# Haha,
It makes me genuinely wonder who was the first caveman to draw a cock on somebody else's cave-painting.
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# While I can't answer that, I HAVE touched a Roman cock!
*as in a small silver 'votive' cock brooch excavated on a site in Northants, used as (we presume) a luck symbol.
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# It's refreshing to know
that despite the accumulated composite knowledge, technological and cultural refinement of millenia..... we're not so very different from our forebears. Humans just like drawing cocks all over everything.
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# They're fertility symbols
You'll get preggers now.
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# I wonder when the first ever B3TA CDC was
I remember when there was none of this '3 hairs per ball' standardisation, I'm sure they used to be more spunky than they are these days, too

Points to anyone who can archaeologise the first instance
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I also remember a lot more spunk a few years ago
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# was that in your bukkake phase?
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# B3ta search seems to fail after 50 pages
Did a search for "CDC" - 50th page ends at Aug 2008.

The first mention of "crudely drawn cock" (20 pages) appears to be b3ta.com/board/1835824

Earliest mention of "3 pubes" - b3ta.com/board/5124325
"three pubes" - b3ta.com/board/4781509
"cdc.jpg" - b3ta.com/board/3234448
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# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# try oldest search first:
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/everyone/oldest?q=cdc
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# Ah ha, I have learned something this day
Gonna update your dictionary?
Looks like the concept evolved over time.
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# Other trivia
rob was the first person to say "penis". www.b3ta.com/board/1571
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