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# :) yep wonderful
better de-risser
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nobody could be left rissed in that!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)
# haha nope
I envision rotating light on top, flashing lights from the window(s) on the sides, and a hissing sound emitting from somewhere yet to be determined ;p

appropriate signage, of course
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Still,
a de-rissing chamber would have to have an internet connection, and contain a large monitor, massive headphones or speakers and subwoofer, and spazzy strobe lights for maximum neuronal stimulation.

And a fluffy cat of uncertain mortal status.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:50, archived)
# hmm, true enough
some of these riggings might need to be outsourced
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:09, archived)
# needs more b3ta logo, flashing lights etc
tired must sleep, can't stop tonguing chipped molar, bed, nights.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Later.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:16, archived)
# a bit too late to add this but
having watched that on the telly again the other night, the main thing would be to do the computer message in the style of Brundle's computer.

THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY LIKES A BIT OF UNSOLICITED ADVICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 5:18, archived)
# This is pretty high-tech
compared to earlier treatments for Rissers :)

And where I'm from, Rissers even have their own place to go on holiday:
There's no sand? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 4:24, archived)