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# sorry, had to get this out of my head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I ris, but then I'm from out of town
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# or from out of 'The Town'
www.themovieinsider.com/m3715/the-town/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:15, archived)
# sufficiently de-rissed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# hahahah
*hiiiiissssssss*

please step out of the de-ris chamber, de-rissing has been completeted.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# as soon as the nitrogen level in my blood reaches safe levels, yes.
edit: you realize I am envisioning what a de-rissing chamber might look like
DE-RIS CHAMBER
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# as was i
to be posted when someone has been de-rissed. hmmm, mess around with a clip from youtube or just go for a shopped still image? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

you do it :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:25, archived)
# might do something with image in above link ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:30, archived)
# very de-rissy
i'm having a look at the scene from the fly were jeff goldblum exits the teleportation machine.

de-rissing chambers, isn't b3ta fantastic :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# :) yep wonderful
better de-risser
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nobody could be left rissed in that!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)
# haha nope
I envision rotating light on top, flashing lights from the window(s) on the sides, and a hissing sound emitting from somewhere yet to be determined ;p

appropriate signage, of course
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Still,
a de-rissing chamber would have to have an internet connection, and contain a large monitor, massive headphones or speakers and subwoofer, and spazzy strobe lights for maximum neuronal stimulation.

And a fluffy cat of uncertain mortal status.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:50, archived)
# hmm, true enough
some of these riggings might need to be outsourced
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:09, archived)
# needs more b3ta logo, flashing lights etc
tired must sleep, can't stop tonguing chipped molar, bed, nights.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Later.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:16, archived)
# a bit too late to add this but
having watched that on the telly again the other night, the main thing would be to do the computer message in the style of Brundle's computer.

THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY LIKES A BIT OF UNSOLICITED ADVICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 5:18, archived)
# This is pretty high-tech
compared to earlier treatments for Rissers :)

And where I'm from, Rissers even have their own place to go on holiday:
There's no sand? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 4:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:38, archived)
# This compels me
I just can't believe this is over thirty years old-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbzAbLWOAU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# 'T' as substitute for 'the'?
I'm a northerner. North Yorkshire to be precise. I often use 't' as a contraction of 'to', and often omit subsequent instances of 'the', using instead a glottal stop (e.g. I'm going t' pub). But I never consciously use 't' instead of 'the' (e.g. pass us t' sugar pet). Do any northerners actually do this? Or is just used in written gags by southerners?

Not being arsey – genuinely curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)