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# Cheese is fucking horrible
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Et tu, emvee?
You are missing out on a pure joy.
Have chips to make up for it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Eh
I try eating cheese every couple of years to check if it still makes me retch

it does

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Never combine the two.
It's sick.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Tried to create poutine once with chips and mozarella.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
It probably wasn't remotely the same.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Christ, that looks awful.
Those poor chips.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It's only congealed cow secretions with bacteria in it.
Sometimes a bit of mould. Nothing you wouldn't normally eat.
See also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
"When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres."
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# That's a whole world of tastes you're dismissing in one fell swoop, sir. From the humble workhorse cheddar to the mighty danish blue and all ports in between.
Do you have issues? I imagine your mum left a pound of double gloucester on your pram when you were an infant. The scars of such a trauma can run deep, but there is help out there.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# mozarella on pizza is ok because it doesn't taste of cheese
everything above that on the cheesiness scale just makes me hurl, I'm afraid

it tastes like rotten milk
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Well, that's kind of what it is.
My own achilles heel is butter beans. The texture of those tasteless fuckers, ugh, makes me gag just thinking about them.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)