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# The old Farm King building was easily renovated
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Lingering Eggy Odours on special this week!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# forgot to mention--
you get the same dependable smells you've come to trust from Parp King and Frap King, our UK stores
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# or the German franchises
Kaufhaus des Hosen-Trompete
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Je ne sprechen sie Hispanistan
edit: :D Department Store of the pocket trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# our prices are Fart King low!
ai thank yoo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Was that one free?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I rather say 'inexpensive'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *insert something about dropping one here*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Just watched the new Burger King advert
what the hell is wrong with these people? Is there something that says if you are a Fast Food outlet with a dodgy reputation for poor service standards and bad ecological business plan that you have to have some freaky, rather creepy, and disturbing mascot? Ronald McDonald the Killer Klown and now the Massive Plastic Headed King no wonder the kids are growing up warped!

;) *dismounts soapbox eats burger*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# the mascot is to attract those who cannot read or think
(called a niche market ;p)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ah so gaint plastic head guys are like a magnet for the under-educated?
Maybe they should use this method in schools so that all teachers should wear plastic overlarge heads and talk about the nutritional value of beef, cheese, and gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# aren't human beings fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# My first reaction to it was
'Why on earth would some cosplay deviant with a weird false head encourage me to buy mechanically recovered beef fragments?'

I still haven't come up with a decent answer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Same here.
Adverts are just getting too weird thesedays - long gone are the days of Charlie the talking cat (well more of a weird I'm talking and eating a fish sound that cats might make) telling us about watching out for people who wear tan trench coats which in those days was usually the CID :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# The pinnacle of FMCG advertising
is to be found right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pHiB4ty3ao
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# haha I remember that tune :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# And why is he leading everyone to a clifftop...?
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I'll have a slushy please. Chocolate.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Super Size or Large?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Gimme both. One for the journey to the bog.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)