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# upload your shit at the speed of light
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# feel a cyberdump coming on
back later
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# wipe properly
you don't want dongleberries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# new virtual asswipe is flawless
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# In other news - fixed it for him

story
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# add 3 pubes per nut and you're almost home free
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I love that the CDC
is now an art form...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# would not have happened without
dogged control by the International CDC Standards Committee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# They don't beat around the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# GAH!!!!
the punnage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# top fluidity in motion there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Always has been...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# :D...cock rock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ”A policeman came around to my house and told my wife that someone had complained about the bush."
Sounds like it's his wife who needs a trim.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I just want a US Pee
Can your marvellous device auto-update facebook status and maybe Twitter with a 140-character description of the event?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Tweeting is shit
@scoopzilla

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# better yet--realtime coverage via toilet cam with sound
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Is it a weerless camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# as an upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Do you have to go to Pauls house to use this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# portable and wi-fi available soon, so . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# my anus is bluetooth
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# you'll find browntooth replacements
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# anal dentata 2.fck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# would like to see image please
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# deniiied
trying to convert .fck files to use in a ch0de scheme

no dice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
01110000 01101100 01101111 01110000 00001101 00001010

home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# hehe "plop"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
49 27 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 70 6c 61 79 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 73 74 75 70 69 64 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 67 61 6d 65
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# you just did, foo
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Apparently, he was, Mr. Morse
OOOOOH,TOOGOODFORBINARY,HUH?

*awaits for someone to comment in Da Vinci code*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I don't know what is worse
The Novel or the fact that I just looked to see if there is a Da Vinci Code coder type thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# gawd ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Universal Shitting Bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# haha
I just envisioned one of those red double-deckers designed exclusively for shitting en route to your destination ;p

edit: no seats, just toilets
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)