whale on crutches?pulled a muscle?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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yeah, but they're not stilts,they're crutches ;)
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?DEREK: Oh yeah.
CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
DEREK: Oh, fucking-
CLIVE: I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
EDIT: Fucksocks, that's a bit big, sorry.
(CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
DEREK: Oh, fucking-
CLIVE: I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
EDIT: Fucksocks, that's a bit big, sorry.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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Ha!Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html
(contains dolphins and whales)
(www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html
(contains dolphins and whales)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Ta!Would have been a lot more, but I hadn't noticed there was seawater over the lens, so some of the shots that would have been quite good were blurred to buggery and back.
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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Yay! You posted a porn link!* Fwaps
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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Whale tail? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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You got it...* Fwaps some more...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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"they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater"Is perhaps one of the best things anyone has ever said.
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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