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(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
AwwwHello little fella!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:06,
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*Starts heating cooking oil in a wok*
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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*Starts heating a little Gok in a wok*
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:10,
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Men in Black?I can imagine he'd have a saucy comment about that.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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men in black?here you go
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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*fears*Do you lot ever get that situation where you think of a joke, but can't find the images you want to make it work on here?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:22,
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All the timeGok up there ^ was going to be "Gok Wan's Wok Gun". Can I find a wok not photographed at an arty angle? I can't.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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I wanted to do onewhere two old guys are in a pub - one says to the other "Where's Rover tonight then?" and the other replies "Oh he's back at home - he's got worms.", which then goes to a frame with the silhouette of a dog in front of a computer screen playing Worms.
Could I find a picture of two old men in a pub? One that wasn't all arty? No.
I also wanted to do one with stills from "The Wooden Horse", but I don't have the film and none of the pictures on the internet are any good.
(Could I find a picture of two old men in a pub? One that wasn't all arty? No.
I also wanted to do one with stills from "The Wooden Horse", but I don't have the film and none of the pictures on the internet are any good.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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If it's any consolationI chuckled at your idea
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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The Wooden Horse onehad a frame where the two chaps in the box give themselves away to the Germans by choking on a fart...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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Sometimes it's easier to find a source image of a pub and drop your charactersin there yourself.e.g.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:40,
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Gah!That's thinking outside the box...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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I did have one frame I used to use in John Deacon strips where I evendid transparancies on the pint glasses on the table. People just don't appreciate the effort that goes into these things, sniff. ;¬)
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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This one:
The right-hand side of the bonnet is from a different car thankfully at almost the same angle which took an hour of searching to find as well as matching the windscreen colour over the bandicoot...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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Nice work indeed.I used to trawl Getty and Inmagine for hours looking for the right kind of hedgehog/desk/pizza delivery bike. Now I just use what's to hand and bodge it.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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Ta!Depends how lazy I'm feeling. Mind you, as the Hedgehog was saying, the more time you spend on it, the fewer replies it gets...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:04,
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Heh heh!I think they used to call the satisfaction of a job well done. I went on a tour of underground Manchester earlier in the year. There was a load or ornate brickwork that nobody was ever going to see, apart from a few engineers once in a blue moon and even then they still did a pristine job. That said, it's still standing, so maybe that's the point.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:11,
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Best thing I've seen today
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:01,
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It's 4 blokes but they're sitting in a pub with flat caps and dominoes.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
Bugger!I'd happily have used that if I hadn't already told the joke...
Cheers!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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Wait until we've forgotten and try again.Possibly tonight, knowing my short term memory loss.
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00,
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Right,one prawn stew comin' riiiight up.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:11,
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one-prawn
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24,
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AAAARGH!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:12,
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whale on crutches?pulled a muscle?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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yeah, but they're not stilts,they're crutches ;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?DEREK: Oh yeah.
CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
DEREK: Oh, fucking-
CLIVE: I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
EDIT: Fucksocks, that's a bit big, sorry.
(CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
DEREK: Oh, fucking-
CLIVE: I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
EDIT: Fucksocks, that's a bit big, sorry.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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Ha!Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html
(contains dolphins and whales)
(www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html
(contains dolphins and whales)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Ta!Would have been a lot more, but I hadn't noticed there was seawater over the lens, so some of the shots that would have been quite good were blurred to buggery and back.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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Yay! You posted a porn link!* Fwaps
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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Whale tail? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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You got it...* Fwaps some more...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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"they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater"Is perhaps one of the best things anyone has ever said.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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