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# but who created ceiling cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Ceiling Cat cannot be created or destroyed
He just IS.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# like, deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Yea, it IS written, that thou shalt name this The First Law of furball dynamics.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# the second law of furball dynamics
is that you don't talk about furball dynamics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ceiling cat is the exact opposite of deep
you're thinking of subterranean cat.
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# gah! of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
#

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# In the beginning was the Word
and the Word was "Meow".

(just don't say it backwards, you'll unravel the whole of existence)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# i thought it was the clearing of the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# woeM
Oh, bugger. You lied! I was looking forward to the unravelling of the whole of existence. Had the camera ready and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Based on the concept that we are what we do, rather than, We are what we think
It finds its first expression in Goethe's Faust, Part One, where Faust says, 'Im Anfang war
das Wort.' He's quoting the opening of the Fourth Gospel; 'In the beginning was the Word.'
Faust says, 'Nein. Im Anfang war die Katze.'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# But as Faust also said
in "Faust Amongst Equals" : "I really must insist on a shed."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# *resubmerges self in Valis*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# That eternal wrangle between materialism and idealism.
'Im Anfang war die Kätschen' is sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# but popeye said "i yam what i yam"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# And look what happened to the poor fucker's forearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# that was from too much wanking
did you never wonder why he didn't actually get rid of bluto?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
*slaps own forehead*

Oh, of course! It all seems so obvious now.
It's because they were tugging each other off 24/7.
As a child, I didn't pick up on that particular detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# it's easy to miss
olive oyl was only there to throw us off the scent. i mean, just look at wimpey, always after popeye's meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Always up for a bit of burgery
A quarter-pounder between his buns, maybe a bit of relish...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# he wasn't so pleased when popeye tried to slice his pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Lettuce in!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Wimpey never did it for me,
but then again none of 'em did.

It's a quite spectacularly unsexy cast, come to think of it.

Unless you think differently.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i always think differently
although wimpey fails to arouse even my famously hair-trigger horn. he looks like a sleepy walrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh god,
now you've got me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# calm down, kryten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# i am meow am
i am the ROFLa and the OMGa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# are you, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# meowam
newsimg.ngfiles.com/5000/5871_maoam_sex.jpg

SFW, surprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)