Did you knowSausages are magnetic? They're naturally high in iron and the sausage-making process aligns the magnetic field. They link together through magnetism. Cooking enhances the field - you'll often find that your fork is strangely attracted towards a freshly cooked sausage.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14,
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And it then rushes towards the metallic fillings in your mouth.If you have no fillings, then it's just greediness.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16,
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