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# quick and dirty fun

anyone recognise the film? one of my faves from teh 80's

(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The Magnets Strike Back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# How do they work?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ferromagnets work thus:


The magnetic orbitals are formaly orthogonal to each other, thus the spins are parallel, in accordances with Hund's rules.
(I was just explaining this the other day)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Did you know
Sausages are magnetic? They're naturally high in iron and the sausage-making process aligns the magnetic field. They link together through magnetism. Cooking enhances the field - you'll often find that your fork is strangely attracted towards a freshly cooked sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# And it then rushes towards the metallic fillings in your mouth.
If you have no fillings, then it's just greediness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Also,


If the magnetic orbitals are non-orthogonal, the unpaired spins are in effectively the same extended orbital, so must pair anti-parallel in accordance with the Pauli principle, which gives rise to antiferromagnetism. If the spins are unequal, a net moment arises, which is called ferrimagnetism and is the process ehind nearly all permanent magnets you'll come across.
Guess what I do for a job...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Sort of like chicken
Chicken is not magnetic, despite containing iron. Chickenburgers repel metal cutlery and are best eaten in a bap with tomato and lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# are you a dustbinman?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Fridge door builder?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# All I see is spunking cocks, I've been here too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *Steals for next scientific paper*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ This
Everything contains traces of cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# this is win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
#

Trannymagnets?
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I love you, Beth Magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Rita, Sue and Magnets too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# To Wong Foo, Thanks for the Magnets, Julie Newmar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the Whistle Stop Cafe
or Driving Miss Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Fatal Attraction
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Magnet Force
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# 9 and a half magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# A magnet called Wanda
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# About Last Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Jumping Jack Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Stop or my magnet will shoot?
and WTF is going on with JNB person down VV there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# noob arrived
complained
got flamed
simples
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Good Morning, Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# The Secret of my Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Magnet & I
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Three Magnets and a Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Magnet
(/starring Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# The virgin Connie Swail!
I was wondering when someone would post this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
*cue music*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Magnets of Endearment
/gaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Those Magnetificent men in their Flying Machines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Romancing the Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Iron Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Outrageous Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Pee-Wee's Big Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Practical Magnet
  
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# The Best Little Magnet in Texas
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Mad Magnet: Beyond Thunderdome
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the ShittyStop Cafe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Harry Magnet and the Magnet of Magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Magnet P.I.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I love that bit where he got the baddie in a headlock and the other guy shoved a bag full of vomit on the baddie's head
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# aka "Every Saturday night on Lothian Road"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# That guy was in a few John Carpenter films
no idea what that's from though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Tom Atkins

his name is. Apparently this is his favourite fillum, bizarrely
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
#

'Tis Night of the Creeeps!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0091630/

Absolutely high-larious stuff, like.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I love that scene in the meat packing plant where they push the baddie into a sausage grinder and one of the sausages has an eye in it
then the big tongan guy comes in and says "he was behaving like a pork sausage".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
Barkin' up the wrong tree there, gronk
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# No I'm pretty confident about this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# "Thrill me, eels."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
#

Touche! Another Creeps fan, I see!
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I think I first saw that when I was about 15.
I was expecting some godawful straight to video pap, and was really quite pleasantly surprised.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
Me too, Durchfall. Ah, trips to the video shop with my tallest mate. That's my 80's summed up, basically.
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Welcome aboard!
*awards biscuit*

Ning b3taneers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
#

cheers! *munch*
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Eels up insideya, finding an entrance where they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ever get the feeling

you've started something..?
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# thrill me, lieutenant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# My fave line?

'Classic Spanky...'
(TrannyFan, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# fucking love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# The good news is, you're dates are here
The bad news is, they're dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Deep Throat?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)