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# *ahem*
blue alert, i think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# and rimmer's potato king rant is the best bit ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yo Smash Imma let you finish...
But 'passed away peacefully in his jeep...

sleep...'

Is the best line of all time.

EDIT Oh God a Dwarf argument on b3ta. When will I ever learn..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one
but another strong contender is "april, may, june, july and august fool"

EDIT: you'll never beat me on dwarf quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Jape of the decade?
Wheeze of the week?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# mere filler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# "Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of 'Angling Times'."
"Broadcasting in all known languages. Including Welsh."

And I'm sure it was "Step up to red alert."
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb".

(They were already at blue alert, after a big argument about the need for it - there was no yellow).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# you forgot reel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Or did I?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# stop it, you're messing with my head!
i can't think straight with this much sugar in my system!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# My kids like it when I say
'You're lying!' in squeaky Kryten voice
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i like that, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Just say the word and I'll pop round
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# make sure you bring a gnome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Now I'm picturing Basil Fawlty marching out of the hotel
with a gnome under his arm
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# He was planning to insert it into a builder
History doesn't relate whether either of them enjoy the experience

/edit: reading this back I have to self-grammarnazi. That should have been 'enjoys'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# at least one of them must have
or else why do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ah, if only the world was that way
Where all transactions entail enjoyment on at least one side. Sadly, in this vale of tears, that is so rarely the case. We simply step through our allotted tasks, birth astride a grave, *sob*

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# cheerful fucker, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# *grins*
I have been known to bounce occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I knew I'd get the colour wrong...
Full of snot so my mental faculties aren't up to the jub today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# job
*facedesk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# no worries
i'm full of sugar, e-numbers and way too much t.v. trivia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# damn you, now facebook means a similar thing to facepalm
and i can't unthink it!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *Facefacts*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *facethemusic*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Facecock
am I doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I'll let you know in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)