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[challenge entry] A story so bizarre it cannot be told here

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Struggling to see what you've done here old bean. Sorry.
Also - dreading the moment when Jamnog picks up on this compo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# or JJ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Or Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Is it clicheed moaning yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Cleopatra squirrel yiffs up Marc Anthony.
Boadica squirrel bearing her ridiculously misporportioned furry breasts on the pyre.
Florence Nightingale squirrel smothering soldiers with her thunder thighs.

I'll save up the rest for later...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# don't stop now I'm almost there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# nothing deep here--
suffering with a toothache, I simply made a bridge of dead squirrel. Not really intended to be understood--just a distraction from my pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Aaaah! I see it now!
Thought it was just a random smoke formation.

*refills tea*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I too have the toothache from hell
ibuprofen is the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# What about a piece of string and a closing door?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Wisdom tooth I'm afraid
No wonder nippers are miserable when they're teething
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I find his the most disturbing of all..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ahhh now I see it
I think the black and white doesn't help - it looked like a blurry sand bank at first! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)