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# It's RPS so here's a photo of the safety notice in the train...

Not sure if it's mean to be your own head or someone else's.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# As long as the luggage is someone elses......... you should be okay...
The best missing letter I saw was....
The bus eats 40 passengers.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Instructions on how to break shit. Now that's what I call fun.
I suppose there's a bit about only doing this if there's an emergency. But one could just act like the nightly news and take it out of context, and just start smashing shit. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# push out glass luggage or hea
Well I should think the glass luggage would be worth saving as it is probably quite expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Portable Homework Excuse Generator.
Exactly the same as above, except frame 4 would read, "Now thrust your homework out of the window while the train is moving and let go".
Can't be bothered to shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# What an odd way to leave a train
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# an expensive tantrum
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
# You should always leave a train exactly as you found it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Except, perhaps, in a different place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# It's a matter of personal choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Plus, you gotte have the muscle

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# it's the only way to get your toads out of a train
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Doors are for wimps
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Those lucky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# In Case Of Emergency Break Wind
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Please do not press this button again.
Sorry - no big version as I nicked this from someone who was too selfish to use a reasonable resolution. I noticed this in NY over the summer:

New York subway emergency instructions - the red text reads "Do not pull the emgency cord"



So what exactly is that cord FOR?!
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
#

cfb
this may be slightly modified
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I don't think I'd enjoy a croc blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# This must be slightly modified.
That first one is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)